X-Files

Part 1 (Surprise)

"Wait a moment," Scully said suddenly, her voice tinged with suspicion.

"How do you know all of this?"

"Well, I searched on Google Groups." Mulder said, raised his eyebrows.

"They start again on Sunday at 2pm!!"

"OHH, shit, OOH, shit!" Scully said surprisingly and started quickly loading her gun.

"We can get them now all in once!" Scully was looking at her hands, thinking maybe I could get them with my bare hands..

"Wait a moment," Mulder said, raised his eyebrows much higher than before looking at Scully and her gun.

"How do you want doing all this Scully?" Mulder said, raised his eyebrows so high that they were now touching his hair and his face started looking stupidly.

"Firstly, we have to shoot the ball!" Scully, was still thinking that she could take this group apart with her bare hands..

"OOH, shit, OHH, shit!" Mulder said and started also loading quickly his gun and at the same time released his eyebrows which had vanished somewhere in the middle of his head.

Scully and Mulder were looking at each other and started feeling a victory..

Part 2 (I want to Believe)

"Scully??!!!" Mulder said with a grin.

"Mulder, our day has come. We have to do it now!!" Scully said and adjusted her hair.

"Yes! We have been waiting for this moment a long time" Mulder said and adjusted his dress.

"The Secret Service confirmed from the last post that they start again at 2pm in Hyde Park", Scully said, adjusted her dress and hair and step forward.

Mulder followed her but suddenly he stopped and his face starting looking very terribly. Very terribly. Like when you step on a chewing gum.

"Scully! I cannot move" Mulder said very silently and adjusted his hair. His finger pointed on his shoe.

"I step on a chewing gum!", Mulder said and adjusted his hair again.

"Ohh, shit!!!!!". Scully said and adjusted her hair.

A couple of weeks ago she would have thought he is an idiot and shoot him probably with no concerns for this but after the last case when a mutated chewing gum ate all people from a village near Nebraska she didn't hesitate and quickly take out her gun and pointed to his shoe.

Mulder and Scully have looked at each other and realized how powerful is the Hyde Park group.

Part 3 (Hard Times)

"Let me speak to it!" Scully said and adjusted her dress with her free hand and knelt very slowly down on her right knee. Her spine clicked on hundreds places so loudly that it scared probably even pigeons on the roof.

"Chewing gum! You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you.." started Scully her favourite speech which she learnt in her 3 years and was very proud about that.

People walking around started looking curiously what's happening there what made Mulder nervous and he checked his gun. He didn't like especially one toothless boy's face which was looking at him and licking its ice cream.

"If you cannot afford a lawyer.." Scully was in the middle of talking to the chewing gum or Mulder's shoe when something terrible has happened.

Mulder and Scully have looked at each other again and their faces were frozen in masks of horror but not because Scully forgot to put a make- up in the morning and Mulder looked like he has shaved his face for the first time with the left hand and halfly blind.

The reason was a pigeon which has landed next to the Mulder's suspicious shoe.

"This must be a nightmare!" Mulder screamed and took his gun out pointing to the pigeon thinking that they won't be able to get the Hyde Park Group which plays again at 2pm.

Now, there was even more people around and all step back when Mulder took his gun out.

Mulder adjusted his hair twice and looking in the shop-window of the shop in front of all this was happening he realized someone else is looking at them and Mulder didn't like his annoying face which made him taking his second gun out of his holster and pointing mistakenly to the shop-window.

Part 4 (Who am I)

"Who's that guy Scully?!" said Mulder with two guns in hands one pointing to a pigeon and one pointing to the shop-window.

Scully quickly looked in the shop-window and easily recognized a person who she was heavy drinking last night and probably because of him she forgot to put her make-up. Anyway, he was so drank that she must helped him into the bed and Scully spent rest of the night drinking on her own.

"Mulder, I think that's.." Scully was interrupted by her mobile which started ringing. She was expecting a call from the Headquarters.

"Helloooo, this is a special agent Dana Scully, we have got very serious threat. The chewing gum joined with deadly pigeon!" said Scully on one breath.

Silent. Mobile didn't reply just rang again.

Scully repeated slowly all again. The crowd of people was really big now and they didin't understand why she is pointing her gun to Mulder's shoe and speaking to someone on the phone while the guy is pointing his first gun to a pigeon and second to the shop-window in front of them.

Silent again and one more rang. Scully's mobile didn't say anything so she said quickly: "Mulder, put that damn gun down, that's you in that shop-window. It's a reflexion?!".

"Oh shit!", Mulder said, putting his gun back to his holster and slowly looking around to the crowd.

"Can you hear me?!" said Scully to her mobile.

"Scully! That's your wallet!" Mulder said with one eye looking at Scully and other one still looking suspiciously to the crowd.

"Oh shit!!", said Scully.

"Ahh.That's why my mobile is still ringing." said Scully and took her mobile out of the pocket.

Part 5 (Idiots)

Scully was connected to the Exchange as she couldn't be reached directly..

"Good morning, this is a special agent Dana Scully from the US department of Justice, we have got here very serious threat.." said Scully and was interrupted but the Exchange

"Dana Scary?" replied the Exchange. There was buzzing on the phone.

"No, I am Dana Scully!", replied Scully

"Ok, Dana Scarry a** which depart****.." There was again lots of buzzing.

"Witch!?" said Scully amazingly.

"** which ***ment" replied the Exchange.

"Bitch?!" said Scully even more amazingly.

Mulder knew that this will take a while and looked behind his shoulder so he could see better the growing crowd of people.

"Look at those two idiots, look at them!" someone screamed and people started laughing.

Mulder did heard this which made his face looking very upset. He saw again that annoying kid's face and this time boy was pointing on him with a finger and laughing very loudly. "Ok", said Mulder to himself and took again his second gun out.

Scully saw that and as she was still busy explaining that she is not "bitch" neither "witch" and the Exchange tried to explain that they said "which" she gave him just uncomprehending facial expressions